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Home Products Fn+F Key

Fn+F Key

by Nice Guy Machine Co.

SKU 1088226

Date Added 03/11/2024

# Available This product is out of stock

Price $195.00


After a long journey of bringing these pieces from a sketch into a machined Titanium sculpture I'm calling these the NGMCo. “fn+F key” - or “function F key” if said out loud.

I've been frequently asked, "what are these for?" My go-to answer is, “if you use your imagination it’s definitely not a schneef shovel” … because I’m a smart ass ????  

This is a piece of titanium art, three dimensionally designed & sculpted by me in my shop in Colorado.  Second, it is not a schneef shovel.  Third, you could open both packages and dickheads with it. 

It’s a great scraper, poker, pryer, nail cleaner, bowl scraper & screwdriver.  In other words it serves “fn+F.” Also… I’ll be damned if I know a single use for those “keys” on my keyboard but I’m sure they’re hella useful tools… and a game changer when something “clicks” and they’re pressed neatly into action… and while waiting by your side to perform these tasks your fn+F key will be looking sexy AF with the rest of your baller EDC. ????


Specs of the fn+F Key:

Material: 6al4v Titanium

Blasted/Tumbled & heat anodized

COLOR MAY VARY - Blue/Bronze/Green (ish)

Width at handle: .9”

Thickness: .25”

Overall length: 2.5”

Pry tip: .45 wide X .5” long

Stem cross section: .25” X .25”

Comes with original packaging. Excellent condition.

Product Details

Overall Length 2.5

Weight (oz) 0.6

Source Previously owned

Additional Specs

Handle Material Metallic

About the Maker

Nice Guy Machine Co.

NGMCo. is owned and operated by me, Archie Ofenstein. I have been a gearhead and edc enthusiast my entire life. I spent my early adult years in Austin TX as a musician but quickly learned that the lifestyle was not for me. In 2003 I moved to Terlingua, TX to pursue work as an outdoor enthusiast. There I met an entire culture of guides in all facets of outdoor adventure. I quickly learned that guiding on the river would be my path. I spent the first several years mostly on the Rio Grande River in the Big Bend National Park & the Arkansas River in Chaffee County, CO. Moving forward, I decided to change it up and become a craftsman in the fall, winter & spring, saving what seemed like endless summers guiding on the Arkansas river & managing American Adventure Expeditions. Every day got better as they continue to do to this day. January 23, 2008 I started my YouTube channel became one of the first edc reviewers, mostly reviewing folding knives. As life has waxed and waned, the channel lulled and I kept on living. My edc gear enthusiasm has only grown and it finally came to the point where I had to be a maker. Not only that, but I need to buck the trend of outsourcing. All goods with the NGMCo. name will be designed and crafted by me in Colorado, USA. Cheers.